How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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home. puking in laundry basket.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And then my night got REAL pukey
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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