You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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