Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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My balls are so social today.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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