I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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