HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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