Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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