I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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