He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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