MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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