I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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