i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Randomize