I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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