oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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