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  • Submitted by firstysnightmare on Jul 17, 10 at 2:31pm

    I've come to destroy firsty.

  • Submitted by garfunkelyou on Jul 17, 10 at 3:40pm

    In younger men blood in the ejaculate is rarely a symptom of something serious. Probably trauma to the genitals or simple infection.

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      Submitted by javacodeguy on Jul 19, 10 at 9:27am

      This really needs to be voted up so people don't start freaking out. Google it, this is correct.

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:58pm

    better than semen in your blood...

  • Submitted by jaytkabb on Jul 17, 10 at 3:57pm

    That can be a sign of testicular cancer. Get that checked.

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 3:16pm

    this is why God created Google.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by underdawg on Jul 17, 10 at 4:07pm

    Dude, hate to bring u down but that was my only symptom before testing poz for HIV. Get checked TODAY.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by wombatt on Jul 18, 10 at 12:11pm

    Not a big deal if you're young. Happened to me driving cross-country, from all the bumpy roads, etc. Should clear up within a day.

  • 46 46
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:46pm

    That is nasty and sounds quite painful.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Rednekinn on Jul 17, 10 at 2:24pm

    You think?

  • 47 59
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:30am

    yeah, go see and doctor. Now.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:57pm

    Firstynightmare.. Beware we have a pretzel and beer finding dingo!!!

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 11:55pm

    Dude, major problem

  • 53 78
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:48pm

    this text is fucking hilarious . Just kidding.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 2:18pm

    No firsty yet... Good...

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:45pm

    C'ld b NutCancer or HOPEFULY just a bad case of Over-Jacking.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by carepolice on Jul 17, 10 at 2:49pm

    Thanks for giving me another thing to be afraid of.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 17, 10 at 5:35pm

    @buzzcut: hahahahaha good point!

  • 48 75
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:11pm

    In Soviet pretzel, I'd see a fucking doctor. THAT high. First.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by HSA on Jul 17, 10 at 2:27pm

    As a Cannibal Corpse fan, I can't help but think of "I Cum Blood" when I read this text.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by xdieselx on Jul 17, 10 at 5:58pm

    Cannibal corpse song "I cum blood"

  • 46 77
    Submitted by metalhead247 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:59pm

    U might of had a kidney stone

  • 46 79
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:15pm

    Anyway this text is stupid YIGHT

  • 43 73
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13pm

    Woah this was just posted a second ago

  • 38 65
    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:29am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • 41 73
    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:42am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • 44 80
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:06pm

    In soviet Russia firsty destroy you!

  • 51 95
    Submitted by alibi on Jul 18, 10 at 2:20am

    @firstysnightmare\nAnd how are you gonna destroy firsty?

  • 44 82
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:59pm

    You can't destroy a National Treasure. Lol

  • 40 76
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:56pm

    Did you do something (shudder) bad w pretzels?

  • 47 96
    Submitted by adderallking on Jul 17, 10 at 2:26pm

    These pretzels are making us firsty!

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      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:51pm

      you're no adderall king.

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      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 3:22pm

      Yes they are! :D thanks for the backup bro!