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  • 116 42
    Submitted by garfunkelyou on Jul 17, 10 at 3:40pm
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    In younger men blood in the ejaculate is rarely a symptom of something serious. Probably trauma to the genitals or simple infection.

    • 34 40
      Submitted by javacodeguy on Jul 19, 10 at 9:27am
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      This really needs to be voted up so people don't start freaking out. Google it, this is correct.

  • 122 67
    Submitted by firstysnightmare on Jul 17, 10 at 2:31pm
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    I've come to destroy firsty.

  • 105 44
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:58pm
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    better than semen in your blood...

  • 101 43
    Submitted by jaytkabb on Jul 17, 10 at 3:57pm
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    That can be a sign of testicular cancer. Get that checked.

  • 81 55
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 17, 10 at 3:16pm
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    this is why God created Google.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by underdawg on Jul 17, 10 at 4:07pm
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    Dude, hate to bring u down but that was my only symptom before testing poz for HIV. Get checked TODAY.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by wombatt on Jul 18, 10 at 12:11pm
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    Not a big deal if you're young. Happened to me driving cross-country, from all the bumpy roads, etc. Should clear up within a day.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:46pm
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    That is nasty and sounds quite painful.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Rednekinn on Jul 17, 10 at 2:24pm
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    You think?

  • 33 43
    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:30am
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    yeah, go see and doctor. Now.

  • 40 59
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:57pm
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    Firstynightmare.. Beware we have a pretzel and beer finding dingo!!!

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 11:55pm
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    Dude, major problem

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 8:45pm
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    C'ld b NutCancer or HOPEFULY just a bad case of Over-Jacking.

  • 30 42
    Submitted by carepolice on Jul 17, 10 at 2:49pm
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    Thanks for giving me another thing to be afraid of.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by HSA on Jul 17, 10 at 2:27pm
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    As a Cannibal Corpse fan, I can't help but think of "I Cum Blood" when I read this text.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13pm
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    Woah this was just posted a second ago

  • 34 52
    Submitted by metalhead247 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:59pm
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    U might of had a kidney stone

  • 37 59
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:11pm
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    In Soviet pretzel, I'd see a fucking doctor. THAT high. First.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:48pm
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    this text is fucking hilarious . Just kidding.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 2:18pm
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    No firsty yet... Good...

  • 29 49
    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:42am
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    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • 40 72
    Submitted by alibi on Jul 18, 10 at 2:20am
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    @firstysnightmare\nAnd how are you gonna destroy firsty?

  • 25 43
    Submitted by xdieselx on Jul 17, 10 at 5:58pm
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    Cannibal corpse song "I cum blood"

  • 26 48
    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:29am
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    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • 23 43
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 17, 10 at 5:35pm
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    @buzzcut: hahahahaha good point!

  • 32 61
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:15pm
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    Anyway this text is stupid YIGHT

  • 29 57
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 2:59pm
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    You can't destroy a National Treasure. Lol

  • 30 63
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:06pm
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    In soviet Russia firsty destroy you!

  • 24 61
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 4:56pm
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    Did you do something (shudder) bad w pretzels?

  • 29 78
    Submitted by adderallking on Jul 17, 10 at 2:26pm
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    These pretzels are making us firsty!

    • 39 53
      Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:51pm
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      you're no adderall king.

    • 21 55
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 3:22pm
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      Yes they are! :D thanks for the backup bro!