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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(760): View more from California

Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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(216): View more from Ohio

I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now

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(317): View more from Indiana

I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.

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