As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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