dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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