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  • 89 87
    Submitted by pawes on Apr 6, 10 at 7:42am

    and yet you were still coherent enough to text this...

    • 61 53
      Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 6, 10 at 12:16pm

      To be fair, he might be using "just" as meaning “simply” instead of “a moment ago.” In other words, he might be telling the story of what happened at last weekend’s party - like “she just took her shirt off and walked around for an hour, jiggling.”

      • 60 77
        Submitted by RyanM on Apr 6, 10 at 5:57pm

        was definitely just talking about what happened at some other time, not a few minutes ago.

    • 54 54
      Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Oct 21, 10 at 1:58am

      i thought the same thing....when i piss myself, i cant even talk without slurring, let alone text without extra letters and what not

  • 73 63
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 6, 10 at 2:11pm

    You guys are fuckin stupid. It's 'texts from LAST NIGHT' not texts from right now. You ever consider they submitted this sun they were sober?

  • 60 47
    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 6, 10 at 12:40pm

    That wasn't all you did you fucking nunce, you shit in your hand and tried jacking off.

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Bloodknight on Apr 6, 10 at 6:08am

    Too bad it's illegal in my state...

  • 56 53
    Submitted by miracle389 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:44pm

    Hahahahahahaha wow.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by sari1988 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:27am

    Champion.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 6, 10 at 8:53am

    Piss and Rally!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by silviaaa on Apr 6, 10 at 12:26pm

    it's even worse the day after. i was still drunk at 5 & then had the worst hangover ever & had to work through it

  • 57 67
    Submitted by bonerman_inc on Apr 6, 10 at 7:40am

    pants pissin' and man kissin' - not a good mix

  • 59 71
    Submitted by blahblahblah3990 on Apr 6, 10 at 5:03am

    Yes it's 190 proof

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:14am

    Damn is everclear that strong haha?

    • 51 70
      Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 6, 10 at 4:20am

      it comes in 190 and 151 proof I believe

  • 65 88
    Submitted by pmplly on Apr 6, 10 at 8:18am

    If you just did that you wouldn't be able to text.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 7:40pm

    I don't think he texted this immediately after doing it. I think the "just" means "only".

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 4:15pm

    Not gunna lie I did the same fucking thing haha