The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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