Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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