i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize