What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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