none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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