It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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