At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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