just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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