trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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