it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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