And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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