I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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