he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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