SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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