Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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