i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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