TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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