It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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