Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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