And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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