Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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