Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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