i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
This is the high leading the old right now
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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