Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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