There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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