what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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