Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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