dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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