He uses pillows to masturbate.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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