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  • 81 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
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    Then how'd you know he was watching for 5 minutes?!

  • 51 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm
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    why does it have to be all freshman 5:59? i'm sure there are plently of losers out there who are doing the same

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:04am
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    I love all the soviet Russia things hahahaha. What is that from?!?

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:44pm
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    He probably means that he had been getting head for 5 minutes and when it was over he looked up to see the bum standing there. That's why he was assuming the 5 minutes. Not that hard people!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:50pm
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    What he meant is, "I just watched some kid getting head for five minutes before he noticed and then I stole his phone." Crazy bums!

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
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    How do you know he was there for 5 minutes if you didn't notice him..

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:33pm
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    Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:34pm
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    If they're lying, I mean

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:24pm
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    Agreed. The OP is a liar or a dumbass or both.

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:44am
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    2:16 I'm loving the always sunny reference

  • 42 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:16am
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    Was he jackin it behind a dumpster? I would have gone vigilante on his ass.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:31am
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    1:38 LOL. I've seen you post that on like 15 different tfln's hahaha

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:49am
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    If u didn't notice him, how do u know he watched for 5 min? Fake

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
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    In Soviet Russia..bums give head to you

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:55pm
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    im a freshmen and i just wanna say... FUCK YOU 5:59

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:14pm
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    Did you give him a high five? Or at least a thumbs up?

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:48pm
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    Lol in Russia bums give you head!

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:56am
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    Represent the 616... Getting head in single digit temperatures- Huzzah.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:48am
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    I love cheesy poofs

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:46pm
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    I had a family of 4 watch me get head in a mall parking lot

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:49pm
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    5min?! you pussy liar, i bet you don't even last that long!

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:50pm
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    how did you know he watched you for 5 minutes if you didnt even notice him? i really dont get this text..

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:57pm
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    Living in the same area code, I do not see this as that big of a shocking experience. haha

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:01am
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    Homeless cock tastes like a mixture of goat cheese, rat feces, and dead pigeon

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:44pm
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    How do u know he was there for 5 mins ??? Your full of !

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:40pm
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    How could u not notice his filthy index finger in your ass?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:49pm
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    why would you give head in the middle of the street

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:35pm
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    That's happened to me before

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:38am
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    Soviet Russia is from family guy

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm
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    I'm reading this while getting head

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:58am
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    Thanks 2:38! Been waitin all night for that

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm
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    Freshman(?) are you retarded?

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:51pm
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    If you didn't notice him how do you know how long he was there before you noticed him? Moron

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:16pm
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    It's been freezing in Michigan. All bums are in shelters. You're not getting head at 15 degrees.

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:29pm
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    1:51... Haha... Just wit until you see the pictures I posted on Epic Fail of your hooch mouth on captain jelly dick. Love, Your favorite bum

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:21pm
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    it would be a good night if she kept going

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:43am
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    Stfu, at least you got head.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45pm
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    how do you know the time frame if you didnt notice him?

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:20pm
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    I'm in the 616 too! That sucks anyway.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:35pm
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    I'm reading this while giving head.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:38pm
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    In soviet russia you watch bums get head!

  • 26 30
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:47pm
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    He's just curious

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:33am
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    How would you know if he was there for five minutes if you didn't notice him?

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:48pm
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    how could you tell it wasnt 5 seconds?!

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:28pm
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    In Soviet Russia, bum gives head to you!

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41pm
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    How do you know it was 5 min if you didn't notice him? Hahaha. I could totally believe this happening tho.

  • 23 32
    Submitted by korii on Dec 23, 10 at 7:41pm
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    At least you didnt give a guy head and have to listen to his friends having a circle jerk while they watched

  • 29 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:09pm
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    Aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck off

  • 10 20
    Submitted by dmil13 on Apr 18, 12 at 11:36pm
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    I guess that'll do if you don't have cable....

  • 22 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 5:56am
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    I would fuck a bum lady for money. Even if the cooch smelled like garbage I would still clean out her sewage pipes