Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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