Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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