Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My vagina is officially offended.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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