so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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