I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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