you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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