Is it normal to miss your booty call?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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